ddate

ok, so i typo a lot. but today, i found a great tool thanks to my clumsy fingers.
i was trying to check the date in a backgrounded rxvt session where i couldn't see the command line.
Here's what i got:
[dkg@squeak ~]$ ddate
Today is Sweetmorn, the 47th day of Bureaucracy in the YOLD 3171
[dkg@squeak ~]$
On further review:
[dkg@squeak ~]$ man ddate | head
Reformatting ddate(1), please wait...
DDATE(1) Emperor Norton Utilities DDATE(1)
NAME
ddate - converts Gregorian dates to Discordian dates
SYNOPSIS
ddate [+format] [date]
[dkg@squeak ~]$
Just one more reason i love debian
And I never knew I was a Disc
Submitted by LaPartera on Mon, 2005-09-26 11:10.
And I never knew I was a Discordian. I especially like Chao as the singular of chaos, as in Holy Chao.
Sign me up!

woah. that is weird. the ma
woah. that is weird. the man page on that is pretty funny. followed a link in there to The Church of SubGenius.
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